Stone Age Phonograph Technologies as Depicted in The Flintstones

John Kannenberg
Sound Beyond Music
Published in
Nov 26, 2022
  1. The classic tortoise shell platter and bird beak stylus (no amplifying horn)

2. Bird’s beak stylus, stone platter, whatever that thing is that’s supposed to be the horn (a hollow palm tree? a giant shell? etc etc)

3. Stone platter (containing a radio), bird’s beak stylus, monkey tail record changer (as seen in a Flintstones Expanded Advertising Universe television commercial for Winston cigarettes)

4. Jukebox with monkey record changer variation involving its opposable thumbs, bird’s beak stylus

5. Stone platter, bird feather stylus, mammoth tusk amplifier

6. ‘Make A Record Of Your Voice’ booth: stone platter, bird’s beak stylus, tusk microphone

7. Pterosaur beak stylus, stone platter being “scratched” by Fred as Barney raps while dressed like RUN-DMC in order to steal Fred’s Fruity Pebbles® (Flintstones Expanded Advertising Universe, 1991)

8. BONUS NON-PHONOGRAPH: Bird’s beak telegraph

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