A Random List of Band Names

…just in case you need one

It’s rare that a day goes by in which I don’t say, “That would make a good band name.” And, since there are always people in need of good band names, I’ve decided to make an ongoing list.

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Consolation Bacon

Smirkin’ Mirkin

Dummy Gladhands

Pantsnoodle?

Frantic Nightlight Search Party

Prostitution Popsicle

Kumquat Massacre

Stowaway Tree Frog

Marmalade Collision

Visual Rewind

16/20

Nighttime Bovine Orgy

Steel Pantaloons

Narcoleptic

Jacaranda Shedding

Itinerant Fog

Pisscat

Animal Vegetable Mineral Collective

Hungry Vegans

A Bunch of Other

Beefy Jesus

Rubbered Newt

Snackrat

Orange Frog Brigade

Pussynose

Rootstock

Corked

Slave Nazi

Capuz

Sex Bubble

Native American Fakeout

Mystery Shirt

Stripper Hippie Doula

Grumpy Dutchwoman

Catfish!

Artwalk Target Practice

Renegade Sock

Hyperbole Wednesday

Jørnado

DAM! (Dabbling Accidentally in Men)

Cat Demon

Belly Lightning

Cosmic Squeegee

Hot Girl Sandwich

Dälsheep

Yes to Patios

Deviled Egg Brigade

Cooperstown

Sidewalk Scarab

Sunset Reunion

Sidewinder

Tequila Thumbs

Bellyface

Chasing Crawdads

OhHi!

Buoy Stew

objextibalve

Sawdust Speakeasy

Italian Honchos

Unicorn Jump Shot

Kollektibles

Peelow

Sunflower Massacre

Alice Street

Thunderchicken

Backdoor Benders

Sweet Irony

Doghead Float

Barracuda Jones

Any Given Tuesday

Every Other Wednesday

Orwellian Sunday

Jimmy Fong

Status Quo Antebellum

12 Step Program

PEBKAC

Fuzzy Knuckles

We Came Upon It

nEv3rY0uM1nD

Because I Said So

My Rearview Mirror

The Many Ties of Beaux

Sex Ghost

Opposition Crosswalk

Tigerspider

All Things Frozen

Honorary Jews

Bisexual Tourist

Ghost in Fluorescent Pants

Default Hyperlinks

The Lumbersexuals

Hungry Buzz

Public Silicone

Vaguely Erotic

Nihilism Nation

A Midnight Clear

Come This Way

Drop Dead Dickhead

American Burrito

In Memory of Swedish Pancake

Frazzled Strain

Chocolate Thought

Kettlebell Beard