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Santa is Coming to Town

Santa, no cake, bones, and toys

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It is a tradition that Santa follows — he visits me first. I catch the bone with the bow and the toys he tosses at me. I lick him and his beard, as I see him once a year.

Santa should visit us more than once a year. Perhaps every day. We should celebrate Christmas every day. Bones and toys every day!

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