Surviving the Big One

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For a while, what bummed me out most about the upcoming nuclear holocaust was the realization that the only people to survive will be total assholes. You know the richest fucks on the planet like Bezos and Musk have some swanky bunkers where they’ll continue to live exactly as they are now: in lavish comfort, completely isolated from the outside world as it melts around them.