Why I Won’t Ever Have a Dog

I just don’t get it

Photo by Mark Timberlake on Unsplash

In line at Starbucks the other day, the young woman ordering had a tiny dog (a Chihuahua I think) in her arms. The cashier was all ooh and aww, and they got to babbling about their dogs. Then the cashier pulled up a photo of his dog on his cell phone.

I was third in line wanting to get my coffee and go, upset because I knew I couldn’t just tell them enough…