The best way to have a funeral is on zoom

The best place to live

is China

To keep people well

we have to use censorship

The best way to having meetings

is on zoom

The way to stay healthy

is to not touch your face

To avoid hurting feelings

humor should be avoided

The most dangerous people

are those from another country

Extreme measures are justified

because other countries used them

Fruits and vegetables are dangerous

because other people touched them

Using social distancing

is the way to show that we care

The way to prevent sickness

is to track our every move

The way to control every move

is to track every move

The way to track every move

is to make everything virtual

Leaving your house now

can be dangerous

The best way to date

is on zoom

The way to stay healthy

is to always wash your hands

The very best currency

is digital currency

The best way to sleep

is with your phone

To have more bandwidth

we need 5G

Eventually 60% of the people

will get the virus

It makes perfect sense

because it’s in the news

The proper distance to keep

is 2 meters

The best way to demonstrate

is on facebook

The best way to get married

is on zoom

650 people

died today in Italy

The way to control the outbreak

is to limit the number of tests

People that are old or sick

are more likely to die

This pandemic requires

everything to go virtual

The best thing for global warming

is coronavirus

The best way to save people

is to slow the spread of the virus

To fix economic problems

we need 5G

We have to track everything

because we’re in a crisis

The acceptable time for the measures

as long as there is a risk

The way to save lives

is to watch more TV

The way to avoid car accidents

Is to make cars illegal

The most people at an event

Is 5000

The most people at an event

Is 100

The most people at an event

Is 10

The most time to be outside

Is 10 minutes

The worst thing it could be

is a conspiracy theory

Being outside of your house

causes coronavirus

It’s still important to exercise

and to eat healthy

The more people lose their jobs

the less people get sick

The more the stock market crashes

the less old people have for retirement

The more old people die

the less retirement payments

The way to balance health and economy

are extreme and prolonged measures

To change our way of life

we gradually adapt

The best way to stay well

is to not do anything fun

The way to control people

is to make them scared and guilty

The best way to avoid dying

is to completely stop living

The best way to have a funeral

is on zoom