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Myntra is Down: My Shirt Dress Tragedy
The War Is On, Bet Who Wins!
Ladies and gentlemen, we are gathered here today to mourn a great loss — my ability to spend unnecessary money on things I don’t need.
You see, when boredom strikes, I don’t just scroll mindlessly like normal people. No, I find solace in adding items to my cart and eventually my closet — items that whisper to me every day, “You didn’t need us, but here we are.”
My friends and family have tried their best, my bank balance has pleaded for mercy a couple of times, but none could calm my shopping genes. And now, Myntra itself has decided to shut the gates on me.
Betrayal!
Yes, Myntra, my go-to Indian fashion e-commerce is down, and the universe has taken a personal jab at my shopping instincts.
Right now, at 01:51 AM, I should be checking out a shirt dress I saw in an Instagram reel — an item I convinced myself I needed just ten minutes ago. But no. Myntra has other plans.
This is unfair. Myntra, I am a loyal customer. I keep your servers warm. I keep the delivery agents busy. And this is how you repay me?
You know three Myntra delivery guys practically have a standing appointment at my house, and now my mom offers them water and chai (tea), they greet…
