Do You Live Alone?
Asks a Random Internet Stranger on Tinder.
Here’s how I replied:
No I live with my husband; my ex-husband is renting a room from us and my boyfriend lives next door.
Did I mention that I’m having a secret affair with the upstairs neighbor?
I have 25 cats 🐈 🐱, three 🐶 dogs, a hamster and a coupla stick 🐞 🐜 insects.
I fear Tinder has made me bitter.