On A Holiday To Goa, We All Have That One Friend Who…

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3 min readDec 2, 2016

1. Shops all week-long for a weekend trip

shopping

2. Heads straight from the airport to the first shop selling Kings beer

partay

3. Insists on wearing an ‘I love Goa’ T-shirt everywhere

never

4. Asks for veg vindaloo, rajma chawal and butter chicken at every restaurant

stop

5. Pops champagne at every club

champagne

6. Gets ignored by 9 out of 10 girls he hits on at the Baga lane

interested

7. Insists on renting out an open jeep but crashes it on the very first night

driving

8. Rents a bike despite not knowing how to ride it

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9. Gets crazy drunk on the first night and is sick through the rest of the trip

dying

10. Always claims to know the best hotspots in Goa but ends up dragging everyone to places that are either shady, or have shut down

shady

11. Insists on dragging everyone to Titos

titos

12. Claims to know directions, but invariably ends up getting lost

lost

13. Ends up spending the most part of the trip hunting for nude beaches in Goa

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14. Falls in love on every trip to Goa

love

15. Finds time to update posts on social media and share Snapchat stories every few minutes

snapchat

16. Wakes up hungover every morning

hangover

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