What Happens if Biden Wins
A Set of Predictions
First off, the usual suspects will sing Ding Dong the Witch is Dead for two solid months. Every meme about 2020 being the Worst Year on Record Will immediately die the death.
Second, Trump will be out of Office a full five minutes before he’s indicted for something. Anything. They’ll find the crime. They want his blood. They mean to get it.
Third, the mat will be rolled out for China. China will get whatever China wants. That’s just what Democrats do. They’ve been doing it for 30 years; it’s very profitable. Every aspect of the Oligarchy will be strengthened and served. GoogleDisneyApplePlus will lock everything down.
Fourth, the Republican party will fade into absolute irrelevance. It may or may not be replaced. The “conservative” movement will lose all meaning, as any movement that loses all its battles must. No one wants to root for the Washington Generals.
Finally, Joe Biden will not be President. He’ll mumble through his Oath of Office, he’ll get his shot of stimulant when we need a public address of some kind. But he’ll be about as much of a President as Zaphod Beeblebrox — existing not to wield power as to distract attention from those that do. Mostly he’ll sit in the Oval Office and wave at the tourists. Everything will be “normal” again, and when he fades out somewhere during the first term, he’ll be replaced by a VP who’s probably been calling the shots — or in communication with whoever’s been calling the shots — all along.
So go vote, America. Vote for the Void.
