What We Know About Coronavirus at this Juncture

A Series of Crowdsourced Facts.

Coronavirus is a serious, lethal pandemic that we need to be taking steps to deal with yesterday.

It’s just the flu.

It started as a bioweapon.

It’s really not that big a deal.

The CDC botched it.

The CDC did an outstanding job.

It’s already over in China.

The Chinese are lying.

Italy is overreacting.

Italy is doing what we should all be doing. C’mon, a Ferris Bueller week or so wouldn’t be the end of the world.

This is the end of the world. Everything is going to be disrupted.

Everyone is a panicking lemmingtard.

This is Trump’s Katrina.

The Democrats are overreaching and politicizing this.

It only kills old people, so who cares? What’s a few less Boomers matter?

We’re all monsters for thinking that. Seriously, who applauds a pandemic wiping out disagreeable populations? What are you, an Irish absentee landlord?

Ok, Boomer.

Whatever you say, Boomer.

Ugh, go plug into the Matrix for another year, Zoomie. Grown-ups are talking.

We, and only we, understand exactly what’s happening, right now. There is nothing that has slipped our understanding. We are ready to write the history books.