Not Today, Satan (Maybe Tomorrow) by Andrew Staffer

Where Ted Bundy is the Backstreet Boys of serial killers.

You probably didn’t think you’d hear the word splenectomy in a poetry book.

And you also probably didn’t imagine that someone would wax lyrical on the adventures of Smirnoff Vodka.

And you also didn’t think Andrew Shaffer would give the best writing advice.

Spoiler; don’t.

Experience all that and more in this funny as fuck poetry collection by Andrew Shaffer, which is possibly better than Look Mom I’m a Poet (and So Is My Cat), which was also pretty great.

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Not Today, Satan (Maybe Tomorrow) comes out on the 5th of September. For the measly price of $4.99 you can help reassure Andrew Shaffer’s wife that there may be some money in poetry. Maybe not a lot because the book is also on Kindle Unlimited.

Please buy it, the man has an Only Fans.

Blurb

A new collection of laugh-out-loud poems from the international bestselling author of Look Mom I’m a Poet (and So is My Cat)

Tired of Instagram poems about whiskey and self-love? Not Today, Satan (Maybe Tomorrow) is the hilarious antidote you didn’t know you needed, complete with crap drawings that make Rupi Kaur’s look like they belong in the Louvre.

From poignant odes to snack cakes (“The Last Temptation of Little Debbie”) to tough love for friends (“You are Not a Mermaid”), Shaffer’s biting satire will have you questioning why you ever wasted time reading lesser verse jockeys.

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Rating: 5 out of 5.

Originally published at http://thegirlwhoreadsdotcom.wordpress.com on July 4, 2023.