HUMOR/POETRY

Let’s Roast a Bestselling Author With Limericks

I Thought It Was a Mystical Place But It Was Only the Patterson Section

Bill DuBay Jr.
Oct 30, 2020 · 2 min read
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Never Feed Him After Midnight

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Bill DuBay Jr.

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Grew up with the laughter of Jim Henson echoing down the hall and the likes of Stan Lee darkening my door. Fiction is in my bones. Awkward humor is my maladie.

Never Feed Him After Midnight

Short one-to-three-minute funnies set free from my Trapper Keeper and dolled up with that old 80s and 90s poofy-haired charm.

Bill DuBay Jr.

Written by

Grew up with the laughter of Jim Henson echoing down the hall and the likes of Stan Lee darkening my door. Fiction is in my bones. Awkward humor is my maladie.

Never Feed Him After Midnight

Short one-to-three-minute funnies set free from my Trapper Keeper and dolled up with that old 80s and 90s poofy-haired charm.

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