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How to Fry Your Brain in Under 60 Minutes: Write Two Posts
The productivity hack nobody asked for
For reasons I still don’t understand, I challenged myself to publish every day this month. I’m still questioning that decision, but I must keep spamming… I mean writing.
I just published my Substack article, so now I’m trying to write another article back-to-back because I want to fry whatever remaining brain cells I have left.
Sure, I could just crosspost my Substack article like a sane person. But where’s the suffering in that? I’d much rather force myself to write nonsense while trying to hold your attention for at least 30 seconds.
That’s no easy feat.
I also won’t send this article out as an email because I really don’t want to blow up your inbox. Sure, they most likely go to your spam folder, but it’s always better to play it safe than be sorry.
Anyway, the crazy part about writing back-to-back articles is that I used to do this all the time. When I first started writing, it wasn’t unusual to write five to six blog posts in a day. (Yes, it was always similar IT subjects. Not too hard but it was definitely mind-numbing)
