Studying, Lifestyle, and Humour
The Seven Types of University Students
Guess which one I am.
1. The Sleeper.
A very common breed, but for very good reasons. With boring lectures and nothing better to do, why not catch up on some of the sleep you’ve missed last night, and the night before that, and every night of your university life? Sleepers are pretty easy to find, but you have to be awake to find them.
2. The Introvert.
There are a lot of these too. They’re the ones who don’t talk a lot, and in monotone voices when they do. You want to find one, go to the very back of the classroom, or the very front. They’re probably also the kind of people who would write about the many kinds of university students, having kept up with their studies and had nothing better to do when everyone else was scrolling through their break.
3. The International.
The international student likes to party. They especially like going to the ones that start after midnight. They arrive in flocks, and show up to lecture in groups, but you’ll never know what they talk about, and what they think of you, unless you understand the diverse languages they speak. They also have very, very deep pockets. Or their families do anyway.
