Telling it like it is — jokes, and whatever!

It is no joke telling the Truth as it is. Yet, it must be told. Or one would be living a lie. Till one dies.

What! You really said this!

Hence, I did.

Below is what I said, at one time or another, on the social-media. About this and that — down ‘here’, and ‘up There’.

The said words, in written or otherwise, cannot be taken back. They’re forever out there, etched in the cyber world. So, one cannot but stand by them.

Just thought it might be a good idea to list the same herein.

For, funny or not, they tell a tale — perhaps yours, but surely mine. About this mundane life. And beyond it. As I know it.

Hope you take it as it is.

P.S.: I’ve made a few amends since then. Well, not really! Just a word here and there. Like the curling of a monkey’s tail. It does not mean much, unless you’re a dog, chasing it.

1. Be gone, before you do.
2. In short, you’re the Whole.
3. If your needs are little, you are rich enough.
4. Oh yeah, “God is great!” Well, why an’t you, mate?
5. So, your god is the only god? Okay, but then, so is my dog.
6. Were a million people to believe in bullshit, it yet is just bull crap.
7. Truth will screw with you every which way, before it lets you to be anywhere near itself.
8. There is always a choice. Always. So do not say, you had no choice. Good or bad, doing it or not, is about you, not choices. Always.
9. First rule of spirituality — thou shall not believe in your own bullshit.
10. You be good. That’s your business. The rest, leave to God. That’s His business.
11. After your daily bread, if you ask God for anything, ask ‘Him’ to make you right in the head.
12. And here I am. God and I, ever One, and Alone.
13. Take heart. You’re not alone. Every broken heart breathes again. That’s life. It goes on. In loss, and in gain.
14. Pray within. Stay within. Seek, find the Within. For, there’s no heaven or hell or god anywhere but herein.
15. If you do not grasp, intellectually or spiritually, the ‘One’ in All, you would’ve lived and died as your former self — ape, et all.
16. If a religious book makes you harbor ill thoughts about those with a differing faith, then, you’re reading the wrong crap of late.
17. Most people are scumbags. Accept it. Let go. Chill out, douchebags!
18. If we can somehow survive this world, we would’ve achieved something in this world.
19. If anybody says you have to follow his or her religion or you’re going to hell, tell that silly ass to go to hell. Be well.
20. On a supra human level, yeah, I got That Which Is. Yet on a simple human level, rare are times when either my left or my right foot is not in some kind of shit.
21. Having ‘holy’ thoughts, and doing bad deeds, such a lot are assholes indeed.
22. Seeing One, am undone! Enemy nor lo! friend. Sans One, is none.That! is ‘AM’: One-o-One!
23. How did I get ‘IT’? By crying, begging, yelping! Any of this helping?
24. All is a forever.
25. Life is easy. Just stay un-dead.

Yup! Great men think, and look alike!