Please, I want to be a top writer in a category (with as little work as possible)
Can you help me out? Just clap for this story. Seriously, please! Pretty please? Seriously, I want to know what it feels like. Don’t I deserve this?
I’m definitely not deserving of the title, but who is? But why can’t I feel the joy of “3xTop writer” since everyone is writing about being a top writer and they seem to be having the time of their lives.
Also, I’d like 10000 followers, is that too much to ask? Actually I take it back, I want 10000 followers who also read and clap for my stories. I’d like them to be fully engaged in my content. Also, while I’m at it. I have a few suggestions for readers and writers. (See below, but scroll very slowly)
For those who are reading this, I’m gonna meter this story, so, I’m serious, just scrolls slowly to the bottom and hopefully it’ll generate .02 cents for me and then I can write another article about how I made $4.83 writing online.
Actually, it might be best if you leave this page up and go make yourself a sandwich.
Make me one too. Who am I kidding, if I earned 4.83 cents I would be thrilled. In fact, I’d pay 4.83 cents just to get people to follow me. Not individually, mind you, that would be way too…
