Please, I want to be a top writer in a category (with as little work as possible)

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Can you help me out? Just clap for this story. Seriously, please! Pretty please? Seriously, I want to know what it feels like. Don’t I deserve this?

I’m definitely not deserving of the title, but who is? But why can’t I feel the joy of “3xTop writer” since everyone is writing about being a top writer and they seem to be having…