A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Emergency Room

But I digress.

The author composing a fashion statement

Got to bed late Wednesday night. Stayed up into Thursday morning with a trending Netflix movie, The School for Good and Evil. Not the biggest mistake I made last week, but I don’t recommend it.*

*First digression: Like the Earth, this show could be described as “mostly harmless.” Visually charming and frequently…