Gravity: The Wake of Time’s Wave?
Decoding the Cosmic Ripple
This sci-fi short I wrote will become the architecture for the first five minutes of an action/comedy concept I’m writing for Spielberg, hopefully (almost certainly not).
Farmer Josh’s Worse Nightmare
I am in the bushes out in front of Amblin Headquarters. It is raining terribly. I see Steven Spielberg outside. I scream, “Steven, Hello. Would you read my spec script for my movie?” I shake a printed script at the man as I come out of the bushes, soaked like a jerk and dressed like a farmer. He squints, then magically, like a wizard, he floats away and into a DeLorean, and he is gone.
It stops raining.
Tom Hanks says, in my head, playfully chuckling, “Farmer Josh, you idiot,” and then I wake up screaming in terror from this terrible nightmare.
It hurts when Tom Hanks is mean to you. It’s unsettling, to say the least. I finally got back to sleep to dream of more nonsense, some good, some bad, some depending on POV — none of it would ever happen inside the…
