A 2000s Childhood

A glimpse into a Bygone Era

“Now firmly grasp it in your hand,” echoes Patrick to a disgruntled Squidward as a five year old me bursts out with joyous laughter. I’m watching Spongebob — and on a TV so large and antiquated it puts even the enormous computer sitting, not twenty feet away, to shame. Feet below the TV, the equally antiquated Nintendo 64 sits, Super Smash Bros. at the ready. “Your breakfast’s gonna…



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Ben Ulansey

Writer, musician, dog whisperer, videogame enthusiast and amateur lucid dreamer. I write memoirs, satires, philosophical treatises and everything in between 🐙