Death Comes in Threes

And so, apparently, do appliance malfunctions

I’m not at all superstitious, in general. If a black cat crosses my path, I’m going to say “Pspspsps. Here kitty, kitty!” and try to pet it. I spill salt all the time. I think 13 is a perfectly fine number. I don’t walk under ladders because why would I?

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srstowers

high school English teacher, cat nerd, owner of Grading with Crayon, and author of Biddleborn.