Guess The Biggest Cock-block?
Two kittens, my parents, my horny boyfriend, and I slept next to each other for 7 days… Pain and frustration on the daily!
One simple rule didn’t mean an easy one
In a bid to be economically savvy, I decided against booking two separate rooms. I instead reserved a pet-friendly single room with two double beds to discover Quebec for a few days.
To fill this quadruple room: me — an enthusiastic and loving woman — , my thirty-something boyfriend who usually channels his vigor into a highly physical job but took some time off for the trip, and my parents coming to visit me in Canada for a week. As if we weren’t a full house already, they also brought along two kittens to become my new babies!
The day before my old folks’ and cats’ arrival, I warned my boyfriend: “No sex. No kisses. No hugs or hand-holding.” “No hugs?” “NO H.U.G.S!” Because I know where hugs lead, and my parents’ level of affection towards one another is minus 1,000.
On the first night, I booked a room accommodating four people. I knew none of us would feel very comfortable, considering this was the first meeting between my parents and my boyfriend, who’s seven years younger than me. But it was either this or paying close to…
