How to Make a Billion Dollars with Your Writing: A Parody

Because someone had to write it

I’m fairly new to Medium, but I’m here to tell you how you can earn a billion dollars following these extremely clever steps that I myself have not personally done, but I can promise you they would work…probably…to make you very rich. And that’s why we’re all here, right?

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srstowers

high school English teacher, cat nerd, and owner of Grading with Crayon.