If Its Not One Thing…It’s Your Mother: Part Two

Every psychic ever (credit Buzzfeed Unsolved)

If there is one thing you can count on my mother for, it is the ability to escalate everything to eleven. Some people get plastic surgery — she gets all of it. Some people experience a lawsuit once in their life (if ever) — she has been directly responsible for at least six. Some people believe in psychics and mediums for themselves — she hires them for her animals. Looking back on this occasion, I think…