How to Succeed at Being a Crypto & Blockchain Influencer Without Really Trying

Chloe Condon
Mar 30, 2018 · 7 min read
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A photo of me (center) in Bay Area Musical’s “How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying” 🎭🎶Photo by Ben Krantz.
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It me.

The End (I wish). 😑

Me checking my LinkedIn inbox.
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I understand how Harry must have felt.
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Like this.
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And this.
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Lest we forget.
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Oh, but there’s more. 😐

Join a LinkedIn group, forget about it for about 6+ months, don’t learn anything about crypto. Get copied and pasted into several articles, and continue to learn nothing about blockchain. Insist that you know nothing about it. Tweet about how ridiculous how little you know about it. Put a line in your LinkedIn about how you literally know nothing about it. The opportunities will roll in by the hundreds!

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“But Chloe! You Should Just Run With It!”

Just… stop speaking.

What Does This Say About the Industry?

Illuminati CONFIRMED.

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