Wordplay with Drinks

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2 min readAug 28, 2016

By Vishakha Mathur

Image credit: Cool and Funny

An attractive company at the other end of the table, making googly eyes at you can add a different taste to your drink. Whether you drink to enjoy a party or to simply accompany your meal, your choice of poison can enhance the charm of your pick-up lines. With a drink in hand, when you walk up to someone you are interested in, these lines might just give the final push. Next time you are thinking of what to say, let these lines be your openings:

  1. For the travelers:

You experience high worldly pleasures while travelling but when you see the one you like, all those experiences take a back seat.

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“I know this whiskey is from Tennessee, but you’re the only ten I see.”

2. For the ones who want a drink:

Why should you be the one to buy drinks for the one you like. Maybe they owe you one.

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“Hey! You owe me a drink. I dropped mine when you walked by.”

3. For the undecided ones:

Not always will you know which drinks that one person likes. So maybe give them two choices and see how they fit on your alcohol scale?

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“Can I ask you a personal question? Beer or wine?”

4. For the true love types:

Are you someone who carries his heart on a sleeve? Then walk up to that one person and dump your drink.

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“Who needs whiskey? Something tells me I could get drunk on your love.”

5. For the ones who love families:

Maybe you like her so much that her dad’s profession is of your interest. If that is the case, then this is the line for you.

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“Does your dad work in the liquor industry? Because I am sure something as intoxicating as you can only be made by an expert.”

6. For the beer lovers:

If you think that your beer belly goes against your figure, this line is going to turn that around!

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“This isn’t a beer belly. It is the fuel tank to my love machine.”

Now these lines cannot guarantee that you’ll get the person but atleast you’ll have your drink. Cheers!

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