The Brutal Truth About Your Spiritual Awakening: Why You’re Still Asleep and Terrified to Wake Up

The Cosmic Comedy of False Awakening

You think you’re awake? That’s cute.

I bet you have a drawer full of crystals and a PhD in positive affirmations to prove it.

But here’s the joke — the more convinced you are of your awakening, the deeper your sleep has become. Picture a dream where you’re dreaming that you’ve woken up. You get out of bed, brush your teeth, start your morning routine — but you’re still fast asleep in your actual bed.

That’s you right now, strutting around the spiritual marketplace with your “awakened” badge…

…fast asleep to the fact that you’re still dreaming.

The spiritual scene is a circus.

It’s a circus of sleepwalkers declaring themselves enlightened masters.

They’ve traded their business suits for meditation cushions and their stock portfolios for spiritual resumes. Same ego, different costume. Want proof you’re not awake? You’re still here, reading this, looking for confirmation of your spiritual status.

An awake person wouldn’t need to read this. They wouldn’t need to read anything…