The Cosmic Joke of Spiritual Laziness: When “No Doer” Becomes “No Doer of Dishes”

Your enlightenment card got declined.

The universe rejects your application for cosmic unemployment benefits while you sit cross-legged on unwashed laundry.

You heard there’s no doer, no free will, so you decided to transform into furniture — spiritual furniture that smirks at the unenlightened fools still participating in life. Your newfound wisdom amounts to glorified loafing. The “no doer” concept becomes the perfect alibi for your ego’s vacation plans. It dons spiritual robes, kicks back with cosmic popcorn, and watches the world burn while mumbling profound-sounding gibberish.

This isn’t enlightenment — it’s your ego’s retirement party disguised as spiritual breakthrough…

…and you fell for it.

The Ego’s Halloween Costume

Spiritual laziness wears enlightenment like a mask.

This masquerade ball tricks countless seekers into mistaking their fear-based inaction for profound realization. The ego, that crafty shapeshifter, doesn’t disappear — it upgrades its wardrobe.

Picture your ego in the spiritual department store, trying on robes of detachment while admiring itself in the mirror. “Does this enlightenment make…