The Samadhi Swindle: 3 Uncomfortable Truths for Spiritual Seekers Who Want to Stop Chasing Their Own Tails and Actually Wake Up

Thomas A. Vik
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4 min readOct 17, 2024

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You think you’re on the path to enlightenment? Adorable.

Let’s rip off that halo and get real about Samadhi, shall we? Truth-seekers, prepare for your spiritual house of cards to come crashing down.

We’re about to take a wrecking ball to your precious beliefs about Samadhi, and trust me, it’s going to hurt so good. First, let’s address the elephant in the ashram: how do you know you’ve achieved Samadhi? Simple answer: you don’t. And if you think you do, congratulations! You’ve just won a first-class ticket on the Delusion Express. But don’t worry, you’re in good company.

The spiritual marketplace is crowded with gurus, life coaches, and self-help gurus, all peddling their own brand of enlightenment. It’s a cosmic comedy, and you’re the punchline…

…now, watch closely as we pull back the curtain on this grand illusion.

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