The Truth About Kundalini Awakening: Why It’s an Inside Job, Not Guru Magic

So, you’ve been told a guru can awaken your Kundalini energy?

Maybe with a magic touch, a well-placed gaze, or — better yet — a $2,000 weekend seminar? But you’re starting to wonder, is it real? Or is it just one more cosmic joke Maya loves playing on seekers?

Let’s dive into the rabbit hole of “Kundalini Transference” and see who’s really pulling the strings…

…hint; it isn’t some blissed-out dude in white robes.

Your Awakening Is Not For Sale

Your average Kundalini “awakener” is basically a spiritual locksmith, promising they hold the master key to your spiritual safe. They claim all you’ve got to do is pay.

The idea is this: Kundalini energy is coiled up, dormant at the base of your spine like some sacred snake on Ambien, and only these enlightened locksmiths can wake it up for you. Here’s the problem:

The notion that someone else can awaken your Kundalini relies on belief in external power — someone holding your spiritual destiny in their hands. But if non-duality teaches anything, it’s that the external world is just shadow puppetry, a projection of your own mind. The truth is, no one can awake you but you. The guru isn’t the problem anymore…