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My Spouse May Be a Pet Hater

How has he kept this devastating secret from me?

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“People who don’t like cats were probably mice in an earlier life.” — Unknown

The First Hint

We dropped our cats off. I had not slept in weeks trying to find a place to board our two cats. We’ve been self-isolating for so long I had not…

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Toni Crowe

Toni Crowe

Sarcastic escaped executive. Best-selling author. Writes whatever she wants. Nerd Engineer. Twitter: https://twitter.com/crowe_toni

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