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Relationships

My Universal Answer to Anything My Spouse Wants to Do in A Hurry is “I Am Retired”

In reality, it means I’m dozing

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“The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.” — Abe Lemons

Him: “What time is dinner?”

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