Relationships
My Universal Answer to Anything My Spouse Wants to Do in A Hurry is “I Am Retired”
In reality, it means I’m dozing

“The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.” — Abe Lemons
Him: “What time is dinner?”
“The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.” — Abe Lemons
Him: “What time is dinner?”
I write so I can breathe
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