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Never, I Tell You Never, Will You Hit This Again

I would rather flick a hungry lion’s balls wearing a pair of pork chop panties before I would ever get back with you

Toni Crowe
No Air
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4 min readApr 20, 2021

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“I may be many things,
and there are even more that I am not,
but I would never do to you what you did to me,
and I think that says a lot.” — RIB

I had the unfortunate luck to have a picnic lunch with a depressed friend when the cause of her depression saw us eating. Kathy was getting divorced after a thirty-plus-year marriage. She found her husband not only had multiple affairs but purchased a house for one of the women while keeping her and their two kids in an apartment. Kathy called herself “the clueless wife” because she had not a clue about her husband’s character.

Broken Hearted but Smart

She did not confront her spouse immediately when she discovered his betrayal. Instead, she slowly drained their bank account of cash. She removed him as the beneficiary of her work benefits, including life insurance. She redirected her work direct deposit to a newly established checking account. She brought herself a used car then informed her relatives what was going on. After she found an apartment, she left his cheating ass. He came home…

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Toni Crowe
Toni Crowe

Written by Toni Crowe

Sharing the hard lessons I've learned in life. Best-selling author. Humorist. Editor. Writing whatever interests me . Owner: No Air. Editor:MuddyUm.

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