Toni Crowe
Jul 13 · 1 min read

Sometimes a person must take whatever sex is available.

Image by Pana Kutlumpasis from Pixabay

My horny friend is forty-seven and never married. She is an attractive woman but is very picky when it comes to men. She is headed into twenty-six months without sex. She won’t use dating applications.

The pandemic forced her unintended celibacy streak to become a marathon. She doesn’t want the men she could seduce. There is always something. Their attitude is not up to par, or their car is dusty, or they…