a kick in the limericks

religion, science and politics….what’s not to laugh at?

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The Vicar

The Vicar’s a drunk and I think he would rather
replace all the holiest water with Cava,
instead of a blessing
he’s always undressing
and offers himself for a quick ‘how’s-your-father’.

Mathematics

Now love is a complex equation
and balancing needs concentration,
a cock-up in math
will encourage her wrath
and it’s back to the old masturbation.

Bonfire Night

The Government casually talks
as ministers swoop in like hawks,
but the average Guy
sees the glamorous lie
and they certainly don’t give a Fawkes.

Saturn

As pieces of ice start to flatten
they form such an elegant pattern,
combining with dust
in a circular crust
from the gravity field around Saturn.