Airplane Etiquette
Published in
Feb 18, 2021
When the airplane goes on the uppity-up,
Your ears will go pippity-pop.
And if you want to make it stippity-stop,
Chew a piece of chewing gum.
When the airplane is in the tippity-top,
The clouds might make it rickity-rock.
So keep your seatbelt lickity-locked,
Though you can’t avoid the giddy in your tum.
When it’s time to have some snickity-snacks,
Wait your turn, don’t snippity-snap.
You don’t want to end up with a bad rippity-rap,
Doing so would make you an inflight bum.
Upon landing, the airplane could go hippity-hop,
(Don’t you worry, it won’t go flippity-flop.)
Before you leave, give the pilot’s fist a bippity-bop,
One of you will feel loved; the other, awesome.
