all hail the #hashtag
the typographical convention that could
by Joe Váradi
pound sign and some #verbiage —
are you smoking #herbiage?
could’ve been an #epicfail
yet this practice did #prevail
conjured up by #techienerds
content tagging and #keywords
started out as #googlefodder
taken flight on #wings much broader
designating #socialcauses
stirring #wins and tearful #losses
#metoo crimes by #sexistbosses
runaway memes, #rallyingcries
dog whistles in meager #disguise
#fml
#lol
#lmao
#whatthehell
#pds — please don’t shout
#fomo — fear of missing out
viral photos #instagood
photoshop-enhanced #manhood
#paleos and #vegan #foodies
sand-encrusted #botoxbooties
#fwb
#afy
#idk
#fyi
#rsvp please
#goodbye