all hail the #hashtag

the typographical convention that could

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photo by the author, Pleasantville, New York

by Joe Váradi

pound sign and some #verbiage —
are you smoking #herbiage?
could’ve been an #epicfail
yet this practice did #prevail

conjured up by #techienerds
content tagging and #keywords
started out as #googlefodder
taken flight on #wings much broader

designating #socialcauses
stirring #wins and tearful #losses
#metoo crimes by #sexistbosses

runaway memes, #rallyingcries
dog whistles in meager #disguise

#fml
#lol
#lmao
#whatthehell

#pds — please don’t shout
#fomo — fear of missing out

viral photos #instagood
photoshop-enhanced #manhood
#paleos and #vegan #foodies
sand-encrusted #botoxbooties

#fwb
#afy

#idk
#fyi

#rsvp please
#goodbye

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Joe Váradi 🇭🇺
No Crime in Rhymin’

Editor of No Crime in Rhymin' | Award-Winning Translator | ..."come for the sarcasm, stay for my soft side"