POETRY | HUMOR
Autumn is Great (to sit in pajamas)
A Halloween special
Autumn is an awesome season
For lazy ones like I am
To sit all day in pajamas
And not give a damn
Call me a bear if you wish
I surely look like one
Who’s ready to hibernate
Since Summer was gone
The rotting trees match the color
Of the whisky in my glass
While inspired by their leaves
I lay on my ass
Shave my legs? No way!
What would I do that for?
I don’t even wear a bra
To the grocery store
Just throw on some big ole jumpers
And head out the door in glory
It’s time to let out all things
Loose, hairy and hoary
Time to look naturally spooky
It’s Halloween after all
Wish all lazy kids out there
A wonderful Fall