brie-amble

an homage to fromage, in the style of Joyce Kilmer

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I think that I shall never see
A cheese as gooey as the brie

The perfect baguette-topping spread
Though not so suitable to shred

Much like a chunky Camembert
Destructive to one’s derriere

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poetry that dares to be funny, edgy, irreverent

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