Cancel the left …and the right
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Mar 20, 2021
I fight the culture wars, but the culture wars keep winning
Dividing, not uniting, Mr. Potato head stops singing
Dr. Suess can’t see you today, although he’s in the house
What about that Mickey? No bulge? Is he a man, is he a mouse?
Pepe Le Pew is amorous, that’s how they used to sell it
But ask her, in the pussy cat ears, and let her version tell it
Mr. McNeil referred to a bad word, “Fire him!” they say
Still deeds, including murder, bleed from headlines every day
Cancel culture everywhere, both left, and right, I think
Cancel culture everywhere and how the bored do shrink
