Carketing 101
Know your audience, know your product, don’t mince words!
Whether on a dirt road or smooth highway pavement,
this fab’lous Ford Falcon will make a statement!
It’s not the car you want, it’s the car you need.
And you wondered why this ad’s in your feed.
It’s not pretty but will get you from point A to B.
This one’s certified by a jail escapee.
Why spend 30k to buy your kid a brand new car,
when this shit-bird Falcon will get them just as far?
Plus I’m sure you know they’re prob’ly goin’ to wreck it.
If you offer cold cash, I won’t check your credit.
Gas is cheap, parts are cheap, insurance cheap, it’s true!
Since you’re reading my ad, you’re prob’ly cheap, too.
C’mon …
The AC blows colder than a penguin’s pecker.
Heater’s hotter than the neighborhood home wrecker.
So just buy it. Beat out all the other callers.
But I know what I have, so please — no low ballers!
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