Choosing A Pet Name
Is hard!
There is no task that I dread more
Than naming a pet
It’s such a chore
Human names don’t appeal to me
No dog named Ben
Or a cat named Lucy
A doggie’s name should hit the spot
And be descriptive
Like Sir Barkalot
If you have a cat, you should go one better
And choose a name like
Scratchy LeCouchshredder
Some say birds will make them happy
Or was that the parrot
Repeater DeFlappy?
For many kids, hamsters are a winner
So an obvious name
Is Wheely Fastspinner
Some even make pets of farmer’s chickens
Yes, you guessed it
Notso Fingerlicking
Some like snakes, if you please
A fitting name is
Tighty McSqueeze
There are those whose pets are pigs
Kevin Bacon is taken
So I’d settle for Mr. Ribs
Now that you see my situation
What will I do
With one hundred and one dalmatians?
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