Confessions of a Russian Bot
lost zat loving feeling
by Arby
Back when we had Great Victory
in Twenty Sixteen,
I was happy as Baltic clam
with pearl in-between
Seeing ze election went
exactly as planned,
I took first flight back to
Glorious Motherland
Spent one week by Black Sea
oiling my gears,
then got right back to
sowing doubt and fears
Facebook, Twitter,
nothing was off limits,
misdirection campaigns,
subliminal gimmicks
Carefully orchestrated
ze Mueller investigation,
fed ze flames, then derailed it
to ze Dems’ great frustration
Would have been child’s play
to do it again
but Tovarish Trump couldn’t
stay in own lane
What good is having
Manchurian Candidate
with a fragile ego
ze size of a Caliphate