Confessions of a Russian Bot

lost zat loving feeling

source: DeviantArt.com

by Arby

Back when we had Great Victory
in Twenty Sixteen,
I was happy as Baltic clam
with pearl in-between

Seeing ze election went
exactly as planned,
I took first flight back to
Glorious Motherland

Spent one week by Black Sea
oiling my gears,
then got right back to
sowing doubt and fears

Facebook, Twitter,
nothing was off limits,
misdirection campaigns,
subliminal gimmicks

Carefully orchestrated
ze Mueller investigation,
fed ze flames, then derailed it
to ze Dems’ great frustration

Would have been child’s play
to do it again
but Tovarish Trump couldn’t
stay in own lane

What good is having
Manchurian Candidate
with a fragile ego
ze size of a Caliphate