A horde of volunteers in costumes white
Descended on the Capitol last week.
If you had come within their line of sight
Their database might know you look unique.
Some 14,000 faces have been scanned
(They emphasize they didn’t ask consent)
To say it’s creepy and they want it banned
And they want Congress feeling discontent.
They’ll soon delete the images they’re seeing—
They say because they’re decent human beings.