Goya Damn It!
Beans, beans
political lump!
The more you eat
the more you Trump.
The more you Trump
the smell is bitter.
Don’t buy the brand!
Delete such Twitter!
Beans, beans
a terrible flaw.
Ivanka’s hold
broke Hatch Act law!
So much is broke
from mouth to toilet!
That CEO
did certainly spoil it.
NOTE: Who remembers the slightly naughty version of this childhood rhyme? It went like this: Beans, beans / the wonderful fruit / the more you eat / the more you toot. / The more you toot / the better you feel. / Let’s eat beans at every meal. Why did I have to adapt this up to the 2020, adult version? Because there really is No Crime in Rhymin’. (Thanks to Joe Váradi, Laura Sheridan, and Cheryl in Corvallis, (@oregoncheryl), one of the “perfect 10s” in the TBTL community (who I welcome to the medium community!), for assistance with this effort.)
