NCiR’ PILING ON

Honey, I’m Back!

Responding to Laura Sheridan’s Disgruntled

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Int’resting, but normally
She’d meet me at the door.
Still home sweet home looks so good
Well, not that parquet floor!

I’m home, Dear, from my short trip.
You miss me? I missed you.
Before I get unpacked, Love,
Perhaps you’d like to ..

.. hear
About my trip-ulations.
Here’s why I shortened it.
Started in the men’s room stall.
Plane’s boarding while I ..

.. tried
Catching tickets slipping from
my lap though legs to muck.
Caught them but my phone fell in.
Don’t curse but I screamed ..

.. “Not
The pot, why not urinal?”
No time, I left, I scrammed.
Once settled on the airplane,
My phone? Well, I’ll be ..

.. why
Do you think this crazy guy
Reached into the abyss?
To save a stranger’s cell phone
Caked with…