I Just Had A Brain Transplant

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Mark Starlin
Nov 19 · 1 min read

I just had a brain transplant
with a common cat
Now I’m really craving milk
please, make it low-fat

I just had a brain transplant
with an elephant
Now the length of my nose feels
much more prevalent

I just had a brain transplant
with a tall giraffe
When I try to stretch my neck
people always laugh

I just had a brain transplant
with a farmer’s cow
But it didn’t work out well
now I just meow

I just had a brain transplant
with a riding horse
It really makes it tougher
out on the golf course

I just had a brain transplant
with an antelope
I now can run and leap but
stink at jumping rope

I just had a brain transplant
with an electric eel
So now if you get too close
I’m gonna make you squeal

I just had a brain transplant
with a vegan parrot
Now all I ever say is
“Marky wants a carrot”

Let my trials be a lesson
‘though it may seem strange
You are better off by far
Keeping your own brain


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No Crime in Rhymin’

poetry that dares to be funny, edgy, irreverent