I just had a brain transplant
with a common cat
Now I’m really craving milk
please, make it low-fat
I just had a brain transplant
with an elephant
Now the length of my nose feels
much more prevalent
I just had a brain transplant
with a tall giraffe
When I try to stretch my neck
people always laugh
I just had a brain transplant
with a farmer’s cow
But it didn’t work out well
now I just meow
I just had a brain transplant
with a riding horse
It really makes it tougher
out on the golf course
I just had a brain transplant
with an antelope
I now can run and leap but
stink at jumping rope
I just had a brain transplant
with an electric eel
So now if you get too close
I’m gonna make you squeal
I just had a brain transplant
with a vegan parrot
Now all I ever say is
“Marky wants a carrot”
Let my trials be a lesson
‘though it may seem strange
You are better off by far
Keeping your own brain
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