I Left My Jacket In Your Car
In the back seat
I left my jacket in your car
Now I wonder where you are
Have you driven very far?
In your little green Jaguar?
Did you go shopping at a big bazaar
Looking for a cookie jar?
Or living as a hobo with a scar
Riding the rails in a boxcar?
Perhaps you went to see a Russian Czar
In a time-machine aluminum sports car?
Or starting a career as a rock star
Playing solos on an electric guitar?
Or using a shiny miniature crowbar
To pry open a can of Beluga caviar?
Or watching Star Wars, but not Avatar
As Luke blows up a Federation Death Star?
Or becoming an international movie star
Filming an adventure off in Zanzibar?
Or becoming a financial advisor superstar
Giving an expensive investment seminar?
Or munching on a candy bar
At a shopping mall snack bar?