I’m Taking You To Court!

I don’t care who you are

Why did you touch
my slick new hairdo?
I can’t believe this
I’m going to sue!

You think that I lie?
How dare you mock!
I’ll send my lawyers
a legal flock.

The date is set
I’ll see you next week
where I’ll crush your soul
and make you squeak.

Finally, it’s time
I’ll show no mercy
only justice can end
our controversy.

Guilty! Aha!
That’s what I thought!
I’ll use my earnings
to buy a teapot.

Wait, life in jail?
Without parole?
Is that how this works?
It’s out of my control.

Looking back, perhaps
I overreacted
my hair is gorgeous
I too am attracted.

Still, I’m disappointed
my eldest son in jail
I don’t want excuses
I’m aware of the tale.